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I want for group assignments not to exist.

I want my essay to be written already.

I want to vomit everything I just ate.

I want to make out with Colin Firth (I am watching Bridget Jones' Diary instead of doing essay).

I want my hair to grow like 4 inches longer immediately thx.

I want to get paiddddd. (originally a typo. 'I want to get laiddddd'. funny.)

I want to be as funny in blog-form as I am in reality.